Patti Tippo

Telegram Stripper

Sorority Girl

Janice Kanoff Esq.

Rosie the Pinhead

Belle

French President

Ellen Sosoyan

Horror Film Expert

Development Woman

Sally

Nurse

Additional Voices (voice)

Policewoman

Mom

Party Girl

Malkovich's Mother

Rhonda

Barmaid

Tanned and Sultry Blonde

Mom Tourist

Emily

Resident

VTA - Clerk

Evelyn